The Weird and Wonderful World of TEFL # 21

It's Danny's driving test. His instructor tells him, 'Remember - you don't speak Greek.' He nods, and gets into the car. 'Start machine!' smiles the examiner. Danny does it perfectly. 'Park car here!' the examiner says after thirty seconds. Danny does it perfectly. 'You pass!' says the examiner. Danny gets out and shakes hands with his instructor, who gives him a wink. As a rule, Danny does not agree with wads of cash in brown envelopes, but the one he handed over at the end of the last lesson certainly turned out to be value for money.