Tuesday 2 August 2011

The Caff

Crocodile's in. They call him Crocodile because he looks like one. Not much, but nicknames stick. He's just told a joke about a guy with a Big Dick. He's got a Big Dick because that's how the midwife pulled him out of his mother.
No one laughs.
Then someone says, 'Heh, Crocodile, is that what happened to you?'
'Eh?' says Crocodile.
'They must have pulled you out by the tail.'
Crocodile lifts his glass. 'Fuck yez,' he says.

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